Maple Menopause presents
MENOPAUSE, BUT MAKE IT ROMANCE.
The symptoms are real. The men are fictional.
Seventeen tiny fictional romances. Seventeen very real midlife plot twists. Nobody here can diagnose menopause—but they can hold the bags, cancel everyone, and wait for the word to come back.
The Cowboy
Joint pain & frozen shoulder
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about joint pain and frozen shoulder
The Professor
Brain fog & word-finding
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about brain fog and memory
The Duke
Anxiety, overwhelm & sensory overload
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause anxiety and panic
The Vampire
Sleep & insomnia
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause sleep
The Elf
Hair thinning & hair changes
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause hair changes
The Captain
Heart palpitations
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about heart palpitations
The Knight
Fatigue & setting the pace
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause fatigue
The Captain — Ep. 02: System Failure
Menopause & fatigue
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause fatigue
The Knight — Ep. 02: Losing Strength
Menopause & muscle loss
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about muscle, protein and strength after 40
The Elf — Ep. 02: Ancient Magic
Menopause & dry skin
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause dry skin and skin changes
The Vampire — Ep. 02: How Disappointing
Menopause & night sweats
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about hot flashes and night sweats
The Professor — Ep. 02: Clinically Proven
Menopause supplements & evidence
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read what the evidence actually supports
The Rockstar — Ep. 01: Two Drinks
Alcohol & menopause
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read why alcohol can hit differently
The Detective — Ep. 01: More Thorough Investigation
Electric shocks & strange skin sensations
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Investigate itching, tingling and electric-shock sensations
The Cowboy — Ep. 02: Wasn’t My Problem
Body confidence & midlife style
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about dressing the body you have now
The Duke — Ep. 02: For Me
Libido, desire & menopause
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about sex, desire and menopause
The Rockstar — Ep. 02: Start Earlier
Menopause & sleep
Unfortunately, the menopause part is real → Read about menopause sleep and what actually helps